A late night drive

I recently found myself driving home a really drunk guy, I mean totally smashed, like his button up sweatshirt was on upside-down. I don't know how exactly this happened as only 2.5 hours earlier I had been making out with him in my car and then dropped him at a friends house. Well anyway, the trip was quite a riot as many hilarious things were said by this extremely drunk boy to me but there is one that I must share with you all...

We were talking about something I don't really remember perhaps about me turning onto a new street as he was very concerned that I was going in the wrong direction or maybe about how he had just dropped his phone and now it was floating somewhere in my car... but out of, what seemed to me as, the blue he popped this statement:

Lets go all the way!

I laughed. I literally couldn't hold it in and I just laughed/kinda choked a bit. No one had every said that to me (I mean not in those words) and it did seem extremely odd and out of place given that we were driving and not making out or something. And there was no way I was going to "go all the way" with him when he was that drunk...

He recovered very quickly though and said

Lets go all the way home!

To which my reply was: don't you worry we are definitely going all the way home!

Ooops

I dont understand why can't i win you over??? I dotn get it I have treid to use the smart intellectual side. i tried to use the adeveturous side to me. I tried to use the funny humors side to me. I even tried the random and crazy part to me.

I am running out of ideas to try and win you over.

okay what about this. I will try and win you over with my artist individual side to me.


I'm not so sure what is so artistic about all the spelling and grammar mistakes that he used but I think maybe he should try for the smart intellectual side a little harder. Except of course that I don't remember his other emails. Ooops.

How cute am I?

I think ur cuter then a box full of kittens and teddy bears plus love the profile i am sorta new to this it seems like i lack the skills of describing myself so if u like to know more just ask u seem like a pretty sweet gurl i hope to hear back from u :)

~ Sam

Another keeper?!

****stop: Warning!: I am not your 'nice guy'. ****

First off, I am NOT here to play games, so if you are NOT interested in sex, then I highly suggest you hit the back button now.
Also:
IF YOU ARE TALLER THAN 5’9 THEN PLEASE HIT THE BACK BUTTON NOW !! I like my women on the petite side. Sorry if I sound like a douche, but that’s just how I feel.
With that said, I am looking for a woman. NOT a girl.
Oh yes, and you MUST have a tattoo on your lower back. That is a turn on for me. If you do NOT have a tattoo on your lower back, then you are NOT date-able.
Also.. IF YOU ARE OVER 28, I WILL DELETE YOUR MESSAGE. I WILL NOT DATE A GIRL WHO IS THAT OLD.
Also, I only date women who are fit. You must work out and have at least a set of “C’s”. Anything less and you will be deleted from my inbox. Sorry if I sound like a **stard, but I know what I want.
Also, if you wear pants, I will NOT date you. You must wear a skirt. Wearing pants is ghetto, and I do not date ghetto.
Oh, and I don’t like girls who watch soap operas, chick flicks, and Sex in the city. If you do, or have, we will NOT get along.
You MUST be able to make me laugh! If you can't then there will be no next step.

He also claims that he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... but I think not. 

Cupid?

So about 4 years ago this guy asked me if I wanted to meet him and some friends at a bar the next evening. I said yes and returned home to tell my brand new roommate. I asked her if she would come with me because I was nervous and I thought it would be a great way for both of us to meet new people. Well those 4 years have passed and now that guy and my roommate are engaged to be married. .... you're welcome!

Funny thing is this is not the first time I have accidentally played cupid for my friends. I also unintentionally paired my best friend with her husband. He was talking to me about his new professional interests which happened to be very similar to my best friends interests and I told him that he needed to give her a call... and voila!!

Now I'm not saying I'm mad or jealous, I'm just saying...  
will some one please return the favor already!!!