An Introduction

I have been a single fish in the big blue sea for just over five years now. I’ve tried meeting men in bars, at singles mingles, dance classes, and have even created online dating profiles with two different sites. Through all of these endeavors I have acquired several interactions with men who, unfortunately, fell short of what I am looking for. These stories can not be kept to oneself and thus have been told and retold to all of my friends and every new friend that joins our circle. My friends have been telling me for awhile now that I need to write a book or document these stories in some way so that they can be shared with others and so that we can all return to them whenever we are in need of a good laugh.

Some of these tales are old, some are from yesterday, some are long, some are short, and some aren’t about men in particular but are conversations between the ladies! I’ll write them all as they come to me…

October 11, 2013

Dating your EX



Have you ever found yourself on a first date with your ex? 

My first serious attempt at dating someone after I broke up (for the final time) with my ex was with a guy named Jacob. I had met him on plenty of fish and after several email exchanges we decided to meet up. He was a creative writer (same as my ex) and he was going to attend a conference/convention for writers at a hotel near my house. We both thought we would take his proximity to our benefit and meet at the hotel for coffee during one of his breaks. He met me at my car and then we walked to the hotel together. While walking I noticed that he was wearing jeans, a dark pin stripped button up, and black shoes with a white logo. Exactly the kind of outfit my ex would wear and literally the same exact shoes. I shook it off as an odd coincidence…

Over coffee, I realized that it wasn’t just the clothes. The way he talked, the questions he asked, how he talked about himself, how he interacted with the other writers, his expressions, the color of his hair, the glasses… all of it was the same. At one point an author that he especially admired walked by and he excused himself to say hi. The way that he approached him, what he said about the author and what he said about himself was all the same. His body language was exactly the same.

I didn’t stay too long, and went home totally weirded out. When he called me the next day to ask me out on another date I knew I couldn’t go through with it. Instead of telling him that he was my ex in a different body I lied and told him that I wasn’t ready to date again and that I was still hurt from my ex. The sad part was he was super sweet and considerate, but I never saw him again.

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