An Introduction

I have been a single fish in the big blue sea for just over five years now. I’ve tried meeting men in bars, at singles mingles, dance classes, and have even created online dating profiles with two different sites. Through all of these endeavors I have acquired several interactions with men who, unfortunately, fell short of what I am looking for. These stories can not be kept to oneself and thus have been told and retold to all of my friends and every new friend that joins our circle. My friends have been telling me for awhile now that I need to write a book or document these stories in some way so that they can be shared with others and so that we can all return to them whenever we are in need of a good laugh.

Some of these tales are old, some are from yesterday, some are long, some are short, and some aren’t about men in particular but are conversations between the ladies! I’ll write them all as they come to me…

August 22, 2011

Bowling

Another "awesome" email I received was earlier this summer through PoF, unfortunately the website deletes emails older than 30 days so I no longer have a copy of it I will do my best, however, to repeat the best parts. Lets see, I believe it started with some introduction on how he thought I was pretty and then continued with...

I would like to kiss you on the lips and then take you bowling. Don't be afraid to meet me I'm just looking for old fashion companionship. We could be friends laugh together and roll around.

I really appreciated the order of operations in this email kissing and then a date, it usually my preference to do those two in reverse. You have to give him credit for being specific and honest, he wants to kiss me on the lips not the cheek, neck, hand, forehead, etc. And bowling wow I can't tell you how romantic bowling is for a first date; the smell of the shoes, cheap nasty beer, and groups of teenagers or old men who are all bowling better than me. But lets not stop there we still have the "old fashion companionship" which to be honest I'm not sure I'm looking for and there is this whole question of rolling around which has me completely stumped.

Um yeah...

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  1. JenAugust 22, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    This may be my favorite story... but I know there is more to come, so I'll hold out before officially proclaiming this as the best. But it is definitely AWESOME!

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