So the moment you've all been waiting for: How things ended with me and Micah!
Between the first and second date and after the second date, Micah began texting me 3 times a day. Once in the morning to tell me good morning. Usually around 7am. Then around lunch time he liked to tell me what he had had for lunch and always asked what I was having. Then in the evening he'd either asked me how my day had gone or let me know he was going to bed. Almost all of these text were also accompanied with a Sweetie or Honey or Cutie Pie. Which frankly was starting to creep me out.
But one day all of this changed:
Micah: Hey how was your day?
Me: Pretty good, I had a job interview today, so I'm a little anxious.
Micah: Wow that's awesome!
Me: Yeah, I really hope I get it. I think it would be great
Micah: I'm sure you did great sweetie
Me: Thanks
Micah: So hey, I had a really naughty dream about you last night and can't stop thinking about you
Me: Wow, This might sound a little strange but I think this is going to fast for me
Me: I'm not ready to be your sweetie or have romantic (I meant sexual, well both really) feelings for each other
Micah: I could tell you felt that way
Micah: I was think we could be friends.....you know ; )
Me: (I didn't actually write anything I just sat there thinking huh? and as I was thinking this a picture began loading to my screen.....)
Micah:
Fw: My Big Juicy Italian D***.... In case you were curious!
Yes that is correct ladies and gentlemen he sent me a dick pic! Of course his picture was a real picture and not a beautifully rendered one in Adobe Illustrator and lightly blurred for your viewing pleasure. No his was real alright.
I sat there in absolute shock. I was basically trying to end things with him and he sent me this. I don't know if that's like an f*** you here's what your missing or a last try to get me to stay?! All I know is that I sat there in horror and disbelief for 2 min and then began calling every girlfriend of mine to tell them the unbelievable story.
The weirdest part about it is that his picture was a forwarded message... I don't know if that means it's someone else's dick pic that he was sending around as his, or perhaps he had already sent it to some other fine lady, or perhaps someone else took it sent it to him and then he sent it to me. I really wasn't up for asking him so it still remains a mystery to this day.
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