Oh my goodness, I had to share this with all of you.... I got an email from PoF telling me that this guy wanted to meet me. He was pretty cute, his profile was interesting, and I was kinda considering messaging him when I got to the bottom of his profile and found this:
DEAL BREAKERS
1) If you drink alcohol (even if it's just a glass of wine on occasion) Well Shit!
2) If you smoke or do drugs One I actually pass!
3) If you go out to clubs or bars Oops!
4)
If you have friends who are guys. I don't have a single friend who is a
girl, period. So obviously I don't want to date any girl who has
friends that are guys, period! I don't want you to drop your guy friends
for me, I am just looking for a girl who doesn't have guy friends to
begin with. Well... depends on your definition of friend...
5) If you're still in school. I'm almost 29 years old so I
prefer not to date anyone who is still in college. I have nothing
against school but I'm ready to settle down and I'd like to be with
someone who is past that point in their life. Never plan on going back to school ever!
6) If you have kids (I don't want kids, I'm just putting it out there as to not get anyone's hopes up) You don't want kids immediately or ever?
I
will not make ANY exceptions whatsoever for any of these deal breakers,
if you message me and you don't meet them, I'll simply delete your
email. I guess it's a no then.
And then Holy Shit!!!! :
DISCLAIMER: Of course I come with a disclaimer!
I very much enjoy sex (especially when it's with someone I love) and I
consider myself very adventurous and kinky in the bedroom. I feel that
an amazing sex life is part of the foundation for a lasting
relationship. I HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short (if you don't know what it is, don't ask).
It's also worth noting that DP involves two (or more) guys, as well as
anal sex. If you don't absolutely love and fantasize about DP constantly
(almost to the point where sometimes it's all you think about when it
comes to sex), or you're prude, boring, or vanilla in the bedroom, I
promise I am not the guy for you. I realize this is very blunt and
forward of me to put out there, and probably even makes me come across
as an ass, but honestly, I am tired of getting stuck in relationships
with really boring sex, that's all. I want someone who has the same
fetish as me!
Wow I mean Wow yeah...... HOLY SHIT!!!
Seeing that I don't spend every minute of my day thinking about DP and never really thought about in my life until reading this I'm definitely not the one for him.
Though hey if any of you ladies out there meet his deal breakers and are also in love with DP let me know and I can give you his username. Maybe you will be his one true love!
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