An Introduction

I have been a single fish in the big blue sea for just over five years now. I’ve tried meeting men in bars, at singles mingles, dance classes, and have even created online dating profiles with two different sites. Through all of these endeavors I have acquired several interactions with men who, unfortunately, fell short of what I am looking for. These stories can not be kept to oneself and thus have been told and retold to all of my friends and every new friend that joins our circle. My friends have been telling me for awhile now that I need to write a book or document these stories in some way so that they can be shared with others and so that we can all return to them whenever we are in need of a good laugh.

Some of these tales are old, some are from yesterday, some are long, some are short, and some aren’t about men in particular but are conversations between the ladies! I’ll write them all as they come to me…

April 11, 2012

You know you're an unpaid prostitute when...

So awhile back I was endeavoring in a friends with benefits.  Which I must say did not last all too long and not for the reasons you might suspect. One of us did not start having feelings for the other, neither one of us fell for someone else or found a better friends with benefits, and one of us did not move away. It ended when I started feeling like an unpaid prostitute. I had no idea that there was such a fine line between friends with benefits and prostitution but yes I think it exists and yes I think I found it.

So to help other women see the warning signs I have written this list:

You know you are an unpaid prostitute when:

1. He doesn't really care if you orgasm
2. He doesn't care what you're wearing as long as it comes off
3. He no longer attempts to get you in the mood and instead simply states "It's go time!" or "Okay, I'm ready."
4. You always have sex at his place but you never have sex in his bed
5. He doesn't have much concern for your schedule or your sex drive
6. When planning on a next meeting he only considers his schedule and seals the time with "so see you next Tuesday for sex, though I won't be available till 6, so show up then." and then when 5:45 rolls around he says he's busy and could you push it to 7
7. He doesn't take you out in public unless you ask and make all the arrangements
8.  You're responsible for sex accoutrements (lube, condoms, lingerie)
9. He's embarrassed to tell his friends about your "relationship"
10. You no longer feel like a friend and that there is just benefits, except he's the one getting all the benefits

I hope this helps those of you out there who thought a friends with benefits would be fun and easy. Watch out before you now it... it's work but with out pay or benefits!

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