An Introduction

I have been a single fish in the big blue sea for just over five years now. I’ve tried meeting men in bars, at singles mingles, dance classes, and have even created online dating profiles with two different sites. Through all of these endeavors I have acquired several interactions with men who, unfortunately, fell short of what I am looking for. These stories can not be kept to oneself and thus have been told and retold to all of my friends and every new friend that joins our circle. My friends have been telling me for awhile now that I need to write a book or document these stories in some way so that they can be shared with others and so that we can all return to them whenever we are in need of a good laugh.

Some of these tales are old, some are from yesterday, some are long, some are short, and some aren’t about men in particular but are conversations between the ladies! I’ll write them all as they come to me…

October 24, 2012

A late night drive

I recently found myself driving home a really drunk guy, I mean totally smashed, like his button up sweatshirt was on upside-down. I don't know how exactly this happened as only 2.5 hours earlier I had been making out with him in my car and then dropped him at a friends house. Well anyway, the trip was quite a riot as many hilarious things were said by this extremely drunk boy to me but there is one that I must share with you all...

 We were talking about something I don't really remember perhaps about me turning onto a new street as he was very concerned that I was going in the wrong direction or maybe about how he had just dropped his phone and now it was floating somewhere in my car... but out of, what seemed to me as, the blue he popped this statement:

Lets go all the way!

I laughed. I literally couldn't hold it in and I just laughed/kinda choked a bit. No one had every said that to me (I mean not in those words) and it did seem extremely odd and out of place given that we were driving and not making out or something. And there was no way I was going to "go all the way" with him when he was that drunk...

He recovered very quickly though and said

Lets go all the way home!

To which my reply was: don't you worry we are definitely going all the way home!
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  1. JenNovember 5, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    I think this has got to be one of the best pick-up lines ever.

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